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Sunday, April 17, 2016

When my twin sister used my drivers license to get into an R rated movie

I know, I know 

we shouldn't have been seeing an "R" rated movie

but lets move on from that for now

Our parents were at a wedding reception, 
we were in the middle of nowhere, and Isabel and I had nothing to do
so we decided to go see a movie

Kingsman: The Secret Service

and we didn't tell our parents

After I paid for my ticket and properly showed them my drivers license,
 I continued towards the theatre

But I was stopped by my twin sister, Isabel

"What do we do? I don't have my drivers license with me!"

Annoyance filled my thoughts
I've lost track how many times she has forgotten her wallet

Then I remembered that to other people we look exactly alike,
 so I just gave her my drivers license and my debit card

Plan A

A few minutes later we were in line to enter the theater with no problems

but then we almost reached the man ripping up tickets

there was only one person in front of us when I quickly realized Isabel still had my license 

She stealthily handed it to me and I turned to hand the man my license 
he handed back my license and ticket and I felt like I just made it through airport security

but Isabel didn't

she gave me a look of panic then turned back to the man, 
"License please", he said in a grumpy voice

"Uh, I don't have mine with me."

"Sorry I can't let you in without proof that your seventeen"

Plan B

We tried showing him that we were obviously twins, but even when he said he could tell we were twins, he wouldn't let us through

Isabel and I stepped aside to let other people through as we though of a game plan

Plan C

Skyward, the golden ticket

It was simple we would show him Isabel's skyward account
 and he would see that she was clearly 17

we walked up to him with confidence
and showed him her account 

But then he just said that we could have made up that account in the last few minutes
so he still couldn't have let us in

at this point I was just annoyed and mad at myself for choosing to see this movie 
and mad at this guy for not letting us through

Plan D

Hold up the line and complain until he let us through

"Well what are we supposed to do? I already paid for our tickets."

then he replied

"How did you pay for your tickets? They shouldn't have let you buy them."

That was it. I knew we were caught
My heart was beating so hard I swear he could see it

So to make things better

 I lied

Now I could barely hear past my heart

"Well the guy we bought our tickets from saw that we were twins."

He eyed me with skepticism and told me that was illegal for them to allow that

So I played dumb

"Oh I didn't know that, sorry."

by now there was a decent line behind us

"Pleas let us through. I already paid for the tickets and I'm sorry my sister forgot her license."
I spoke in a annoyed and stressed out tone

The man was clearly warn out by us then reluctantly said,
"Ok, you can go, but you have to have your license next time."

"Thank you" 

and we finally walked past him

After we sat down the first twenty minutes I was afraid he was going to change his mind and come in to the theatre and kick us out

every time someone would walk in I would have a mini heart attack

at the end when we walked out of the movie

I walked out disappointed 

we haven't seen an "R" rated movie at the movie theaters since

We definitely learned our lesson

Don't forget your license

Don't see an R rated movie at the movie theaters

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